Kristy Burmeister probably exists, but since so few people have actually seen her, anything’s possible.

When she’s not writing, she spends her time painting, gardening, doing genealogical research, and introducing her kids to the best of 90s pop culture.

Kristy has published one collection of poetry, Apologies: A Somewhat Interactive Poetry Experiment, and one memoir, Act Normal: Memoir of a Stumbling Block. She’s currently writing a fantasy series.